Monday 19 October 2015

Why Hindu Gods do not like Cell Phones?



What you heard is right. Hindu Gods do not like mobile phones. They are against cameras as well. These Gods are so pure that even the slightest impurity results in their displeasure. The cams and phones are impure just like a lady on her periods. Why are Gods excessively sexist? They have made everything in the universe and they feel certain things as tainted. The impurity list also incorporates other religious people. Every God says they made the entire universe and at the same time says some of its creation make him spew. 

There are restrictions for some animals too. Cows are extremely sacred that cow slaughtering is a major crime in India now. While fish, pig, rodent and some other animals who are also the companion of numerous other Hindu Gods, doesn't come to the level of cows. 


Some say cell phones will become a hindrance for the devotees and affects the sanctity of the temple, yet how the fireworks got their place in temples. Doesn't it influence the holiness? The reason is cell phone is a new innovation, but cracker are not. The Hindu Gods are skeptical. They need time to acknowledge any new product. 


These Hindu Gods once don't care for the Dalits (Lower caste people).  Later on with continuous compulsion and protest from the Dalits and their supporters, Hindu Gods starts loving them. Now they are permitted in many temples. There were dislikes in clothing as well. They are too conventional that they like the traditional way of clothing only. But, later on began to like new kinds too. I think Hindu Gods are having constant communication with the priests to say what they like and what they like.

So I'm pretty sure that one day God will love mobile phones and cams. I'm waiting for the day they begin adoring beloved iPhone.

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